unemployee

i am neither a student nor employee
i am neither busy nor free
i am neither happy nor sad
i am neither professional nor uneducated
i am neither alive nor dead
i am neither living in real nor virtual
i am neither followed Indian timings nor American
i am neither leads the way nor followed
don't think is he human?
i am just a typical unemployed software professional


There is two ways to live your life
one just follow the way where the life takes you
another lead the way where others fallows you
Hurrayyyyyy!!!!! i have discovered the third way
"SITTING IDLE"

what i did to get a job
i have learned Net-working
but it is not-working
i have learned testing
but it is testing my patience
i have learned tools
but it made us fools
i have learned .net
but its not yet gave anything
i have learned SQL
but i am unemployed still
i have learned SAP
but there is no hope
when i quit all
life is cool

COLLEGE VS COMPANY
college teach you nothing but create bad clusters in your brain
companies just need a empty brain so they can install their own subject
So the conclusion is don't learn anything and make your brain always empty